When caught sleeping on the job ...
Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
Added by Kariema on October 28, 2008 at 8:52am —
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Laughter Is Food For The Soul
T.D. Jakes (a well-known preacher) was returning to Texas after a
speaking engagement. When his plane arrived, there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in Dallas. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver. 'You know' he said, 'I am
almost 50 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drive it for a while?'
The driver said, 'No problem. Have at…
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Added by Kariema on October 28, 2008 at 8:50am —
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Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home,
But no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he
Took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it
And stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, He found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this
Cryptic message,…
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Added by Kariema on October 28, 2008 at 8:43am —
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Ninety-Eight
At the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "
How many of you are willing to forgive your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady.
"Mrs Jones?, Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs Jones, that is very unusual. How old are…
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Added by Kariema on October 28, 2008 at 8:42am —
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Something To Think About
1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq .
2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq , was the cradle of civilization!
3. Noah built the ark in Iraq.
4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq
5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq !
6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq !
7. Jacob m et Rachel in Iraq.
8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq…
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Added by Kariema on October 28, 2008 at 8:41am —
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If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.
Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God
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Friday, September 28th, 2007
ALover's Prayer
A Lover's Prayer
Current mood: awake
Category: Romance and Relationships
A Lover's Prayer
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Added by Kariema on October 28, 2008 at 8:41am —
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Father, I ask You in the name of JESUS to bless my friends , relatives and those that I care deeply for. For those who are reading this right now. I pray Lord, that you touch them even as they log onto my page and read the words on this page. Show them a new revelation through me of your love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to minister to their spirit at this very moment. Where there is pain, confusion, restlessness, discomfort, uncertainty, doubt, give them your comfort, rest in their minds,…
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Added by Kariema on October 28, 2008 at 8:38am —
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Who is Jesus?
> > IN CHEMISTRY, HE TURNED WATER TO WINE.
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> > IN BIOLOGY, HE WAS BORN WITHOUT THE
> > NORMAL CONCEPTION;
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> > IN PHYSICS, HE DISAPPROVED THE LAW OF
> > GRAVITY WHEN HE ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN;
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> > IN ECONOMICS, HE DISAPPROVED THE LAW
> > OF DIMINISHING RETURN BY FEEDING 5000 MEN
> > WITH TWO FISHES & FIVE LOAVES OF…
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Added by Kariema on October 28, 2008 at 8:37am —
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Is Sex Good for You?
In the age of AIDS and busy, two-career households, sex is in somewhat of a decline. According to the Masters and Johnson Institute, at least a third of American couples experience "inhibited sexual desire." Yet research shows that people who neglect their sex lives may be missing out on real physiological and psychological benefits.
What Is Good Sex?
When doctors and therapists say sex is good for you, they really mean that "good" sex is good for…
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Added by Kariema on October 28, 2008 at 8:35am —
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Honor Thy Mother & Father
My mom only had one eye. I hated her...she was such an embarrassment.
>She cooked for students & teachers to support the family.
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>There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say
>hello to me. I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me? I
>ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out.
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>The next day at school one of my classmates said, "EEEE, your mom…
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Added by Kariema on October 28, 2008 at 8:34am —
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From My Perspective - - - In 2001 while Barrack Obama was a state senator in Illinois, the following Public Radio Interview with Obama was recorded: “Tragedy that 'redistribution of wealth' not pursued by the Supreme Court…The Constitution 'Reflected Fundamental Flaw Of This Country That Continues To This Day'...” The entire interview can be heard by going to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iivL4c_3pck If one carries this concept to an extreme, there could be the Redefinition of the US… Continue
Added by peripheral on October 28, 2008 at 3:38am —
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From My Perspective - - -
A long-standing trite comment is: “Don’t confuse me with the facts!” Of late, that seems to be the direction accepted and taken by many within our country and culture. There is a Blasé approach to life in general and facts in particular. The Blasé individual is one who is: “Uninterested because of frequent exposure or indulgence; Unconcerned; nonchalant; indifferent to or bored with life; unimpressed, as or as if from an excess of worldly pleasures…” This… Continue
Added by peripheral on October 27, 2008 at 3:25am —
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Give Thanks All Ways and Always
Let us come before Him with thanksgiving.
Psalm 95:2
Give thanks in all circumstances.
I Thessalonians 5:18
On Friday evening, I was getting ready to lead the online prayer group as I have done for over a year now. It had, however, been a very difficult and emotionally trying day. I had spoken online with a friend who had several concerns. I was beginning to get discouraged and knew that I needed a MAJOR attitude adjustment before…
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Added by Mary on October 26, 2008 at 9:44am —
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Running the Race
Let us set aside every weight and the sin which so easily ensnares us and let us run with endurance the race that is before us.
Hebrews 12:1
Aerodynamics is very important in racing I am told. Not being a science major, I take their word for it! Runners wear clothing that will help them win the race and not cause resistance from the wind. They do not want anything in any form of racing that would weight them down and cause their time to be diminished.…
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Added by Mary on October 25, 2008 at 8:26am —
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The Opposition He Endured
Consider Him [Jesus] who endured such opposition from sinful men so that you will not grow weary and lose heart. Hebrews 12:3
Consider this scenario….people you thought were your friends and supporters suddenly turn against you. They say horrible things about you and spread untrue and negative rumors concerning things you allegedly did. Worse yet, they turn you into the police and file false charges against you. You are found guilty…and at your…
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Added by Mary on October 25, 2008 at 8:25am —
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The two system of the Economic in the world!
There are two systems of the world economic today and as children of God we need to know these systems. The bible says in John 3:21 that “but who ever lives by the truth comes into the light so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has be done through Christ”. Christian need to live by the truth and nothing will be hidden from us.
The two system of the economic are: God system (sowing and reaping), and Devil system (Gathering…
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Added by onlyjesus on October 25, 2008 at 5:48am —
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HEAR WHAT OPRAH WINFREY HAD TO SAY ABOUT MEN
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship…
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Added by Kariema on October 24, 2008 at 2:12pm —
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What Your Speech Says About You
"You are one of them... Your speech shows it!" Mark 14:70 (NKJV)
You can try to disguise your identity by changing your looks, your social circle and your address - but how you speak will give you away every time.
It happened to Peter. When a servant girl saw him warming himself by the fire, she said, "'You...were with Jesus of Nazareth.' But he denied it...And the...girl saw him again and began to say to those who stood by, 'This…
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Added by Kariema on October 23, 2008 at 1:59pm —
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There's one sad truth in life I've found, While journeying east and west
The only folks we really wound, Are those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know, We please the fleeting guest,
And deal full many a thoughtless blow, To those who love us best."
~Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Added by Charla on October 23, 2008 at 10:10am —
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The Jersey Collector
As many of you as were baptized into Christ have been clothed yourself with Christ.
Galatians 3:27
What we wear is not what counts. As stated in I Samuel 16:7, “The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart”. The Lord indeed does not look at our outward appearance. He does not judge us by how tall or short, thin or heavy we are or how nicely we dress. That is, sadly, however…
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Added by Mary on October 23, 2008 at 8:25am —
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