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CHURCH HUMOR
I AM STILL TRYING TO FIND MY WAY AROUND ON THIS SITE. HOPE THIS IS THE PLACE FOR THIS! ALOT OF FUNNY THINGS HAPPEN IN CHURCH! SOME HOW IT BEING AT CHURCH SEEMS TO MAKE IT EVEN FUNNIER! I KNOW THE LORD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR AS IT SAYS "ALL GOOD THINGS COME FROM THE LORD". FOR ME HUMOR IS A VERY GOOD THING AND HAS HELPED ME KEEP GOING AT TIMES! JUST WANT TO SHARE SOME FUNNY THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO ME OR OTHERS I KNOW AT CHURCH. HOPE OTHERS WILL SHARE IN SOME GOOD CLEAN CHRISTIAN FUN!! YEARS AGO ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE PASTORS /PREACHERS WOULD SAY BLESS AND IT WOULD COME OUT JUST LIKE "BLAST"! WELL A WONDERFUL SISTER IN THE LORD WITH A BEAUTIFUL VOICE WAS GIVING A VERY INSPIRING SOLO! WELL MY GOD LOVING PREACHER COULD NOT CONTAIN HIS JOY AND FROM TIME TO TIME THROUGH OUT THE SONG HE WOULD SHOUT AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE "BLAST HER LORD BLAST HER"! HA HA! AMEN! JAMIE
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Permalink Reply by jamie allen lindsey on
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ha ha OH I LOVE THIS! JAMIE
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Permalink Reply by Gayla on
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Oh my word... Mary... too too funny.....
I think it would be good if you put this on the Elijah site, in just for fun... you could start a discussion titled
church Humor... or something similar...
I am soooo glad you told this... it is beyond anything I have ever heard.... :)
My daughter...upon her graduation from high school, went out with some friends from school, and while she was eating, ended up slinging her hand for some reason, and when she did, her ring came off her finger, and sailed into someone salad...at a nearby table....
But, hey.. that aint nuttin... compared to your handkerchief story... :)
Laughter is the best medicine...
thanks for inviting me.... (99hugs)))
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ha ha! When I was 4 my sis took me to church,which was just up the street where we lived then,in 1957.[as a family we did not go to church,but before it was over ,my whole family were Christians,but my sis was the only one going to church then] .Now here in the south preachers can still get pretty loud![nothing wrong there] Now as I sat next to the isle bout halfway back ,the preacher starting preaching,low at first,then louder as he went along. Then he got really loud,plus he came out of the pulpit and started down the ailse,pointing at people!! My little heart beat faster and faster as he was coming towards ....me!!
Well he stopped before he got as far as me ,to my relief! Church ended and when I got home I told my mother I was never going back ,because that "preacher got mad at us about something and was "holloring" at every body"!!! ha! JAMIE
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COOL MARY! I AM LOVING THIS!
MY WIFE SAID WHEN SHE WAS A BABY HER PARENTS TOOK HER TO CHURCH. WELL AS THE PREACHER WAS PREACING A LADY SITTING NEXT TO MY WIFE'S MOM WAS LOOKING THROUGH HER POCKET BOOK SEEMINGLY NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE SERMON.FOR SOMETHING AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN THE SISTER STOOD UP AND YELLED AT THE TOP OF HER VOICE![LIKE YOU MARY I AM FROM THE SOUTH AND WE CALL WHAT THE LADY WAS DOING IS "GETTING HAPPY IN THE LORD"] WELL IT SCARED MY MOTHER IN LAW SO BAD SHE THROUGH MY WIFE STRAIGHT UP INTO THE AIR! THANKFULLY HER DAD WAS RIGHT BY HER AND CAUGHT HER!! HA HA!
YOU KNOW THINGS AT CHURCH THAT ARE FUNNY SEEMS TO BE INTENSIFIED CAUSE IT IS AT CHURCH! I THANK GOD FOR HUMOR!! JAMIE
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I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN,BUT SHARE ALL YOU CAN AS I AM LOVING IT!!
A POOR RETARTED PERSON CAME TO MY WIFE'S CHURCH WHEN SHE WAS A GIRL. I KNEW HIM ,HE WAS A VERY GENTLE SOUL. HE DID NOT GO TO THE SAME CHURCH AS MY WIFE ,BUT ONE ACROSS TOWN.
WELL HE GOT UP AT MY WIFE'S CHURCH AND WENT TO THE FRONT OF THE CHURCH . VERY HUMBLY HE ASKED"ALL YOU GOOD PRAYING PEOPLE HERE PLEASE PRAY FOR MY CHURCH! THEN A LOOK OF REBUKE CAME OVER HIS FACE AND HE SAID"AND I DON'T WANT NO "D$#%" FOOLISHNESS ABOUT IT EITHER!!!" HA! NO ONE SAID A WORD!~!
ONE TIME THIS PERSON WAS ASKED IF HE LIVED ALONE TO WHICH HE REPLIED " NO ITS ME,HANK WILLIAMS AND THE LORD"! HE IS DEAD NOW AND I BELIEVE WITH ALL MY HEART HE IS LIVING WITH THE LORD STILL! PRAISE GOD!! JAMIE
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Permalink Reply by David Velasquez on
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THAT IS FUNNY MARY!!WHEN MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER WAS 4 OR SO SHE WANTED TO SING ME PART OF A CHRISTMAS CAROLE SHE HAD LEANED.SHE WAS SO PROUD! AT THE TOP OF HER LITTLE VOICE SHE SANG"HARK THE HAIRY ANGELS SING"!!
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ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? IF YOU SEE MY PROFILE YOU WILL SEE I HAVE BEEN A CHRISTIAN SINCE I WAS 17.I AM NOW 56. GOD BLESS YOU!!
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Jamie -
Sorry - that was not directed at you. The comment i was replying to got deleted, so it looks like i was talking to you bro.
I will delete it now. And will continue to pray for the young boy with Pneumonia, i think you said. :)
Love in Christ - Grace and Peace
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BRO. DAVID!! GOD IS WONDERFUL!! HE HAD HEARD AND ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS FOR LITTLE TRISTAN!! HE IS MUCH BETTER AND IS EVEN GETTING OUT OF THE BED SOME!! THANK THE LORD AND THANK YOU AND ALL FOR THE PRAYERS!! JAMIE
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Permalink Reply by Brittany on
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The other week my friend and her husband dedicated their new baby girl. They were standing in front of the Church and my Pastor asked them if they promised to raise little Avery in the word and to turn to and trust in the Lord to guide her and be dedicated to raising her for God's purpose, as her parents answered, Avery spit up right as pictures were taken and her parents said "we will" of course everyone laughed, Then, our Pastor says, Church, do you promise to be examples to Avery and to guide her in the way she should go, And I DONT WANt THE SAME RESPONSE" it was really funny
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HA!! I love humor!! keeps me going!! GOD BLESS and i thank all for adding to this! i love to come back and read these to others!!
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