DO YOU NEED A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOUR?

Signs you spend too much time with your e-mail
Your children are named Outlook, Thunderbird and dotcom.

You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.

You find yourself typing "com" after every period, when using a word processor. COM

You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.

You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

After reading this message, you immediately e-mail it.




Get Me Out of Here
Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!

Doctor: I am, bit by bit.



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Now Boarding
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."

So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35.

So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program.'

Hope this put you in good humour!!!

<:))))>
Your Friend
Ramona P.