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All this seriousness, I think it's time for a laugh.
HAVE A GIGGLE FOR A CHANGE.
A lesson to be learned From typing the wrong email address!!!!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where They spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He had been a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. Her son rushed into the room, found his mother on the Floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!! Delete Comment
A lesson to be learned From typing the wrong email address!!!!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where They spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He had been a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. Her son rushed into the room, found his mother on the Floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!! Delete Comment
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Permalink Reply by Deborah Sue Schenfeld on
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Ha, ha! Very funny! God meant it when He said, "It is not good for man to be alone." LOL!
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Permalink Reply by MaryAnn on
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That's truly hillarious, Ron. Nice to see you here!
As I read through your joke, I was visuallizing what the English schoolteacher's thoughts might have been, and it certainly became more and more humourous, right to the end.
I thank the LORD for humour, and for those gifted to tell it. May the LORD bless you today.
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Permalink Reply by Ramona P. Jacobsz on
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Pope drives a car
Category : Christian Jokes
The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for awhile. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel. The Pope proceeds onto HWY 95, and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do. He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the blue lights of the State Police in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window. The trooper, seeing who it was, says, "Just a moment please, I need to call in." The trooper calls in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief that he's got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how he should handle it. "It's not Ted Kennedy again is it?" replies the chief. "No Sir!" replied the trooper, "This guy's more important." "Is it the Governor?" replied the chief. "No! Even more important!" replies the trooper. "Is it the PRESIDENT??? replied the chief. "No! Even more important!" replies the trooper. "Well WHO is it?" screams the chief. "I don't know Sir." replies the trooper, "but he's got the Pope as his chauffeur."
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Permalink Reply by Ron Payne on
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A priest had been ministering to the same Parish for 20 years.
The members decided to give him a Big party and invited the mayor to address
the party and deliver a gift from the members.
However the mayor was delayed and after some time the Priest thought that he would speak first while they waited for the mayor.
"I got my impression of the parish", from the very first confession I heard here on my first day as priest. I thought that I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional, told me that he had stolen a Television set and when questioned by the police, he was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs and encouraged his sister to sleep around with most of his friends.
I was appalled. But as the days went on I found that not all of my people were like that. I had indeed come to a fine parish with some really wonderful people."
Just as the priest finished his speech the mayor arrived and with the presentation he gave his prepared talk.
"Dear fellow members of this parish, I'll never forget the day our parish priest arrived here in our little town. In fact I had the honour of being the very first person to go to him for a confession."
Ron..... "what goes around comes around."
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Permalink Reply by brateng on
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ha!ha!haaaaa! I can add nothing to this nice piece save for a hearty African laugh!!! You guys are a real blessing. I thank God for you every day. May God add unto the lighter sides of your otherwiser serious spiritual mien!!!
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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it." After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your Bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair...." To which his father replied, "Yes, and they walked every where they went!"
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One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in the offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him!"
You guys wanted some humour... so I thought I would make it twice as good!!!
God bless and fond love
Ramona P.
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WHY MEN CAN'T WIN
(LEA I HOPE YOU DID NOT HEAR THIS ONE YET) AND DO NOT THINK I AM ON THE MAN'S SIDE...
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a control freak.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's manipulation.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're self-centered.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
I wonder why women are so difficult?
Your honest friend
<:))))>
Ramona P.
Guys don't smile too long - some women is going to get even with you!
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WOMEN DRIVING (WHAT HAVE I GOT AGAINST WOMEN ... I'M ONE MYSELF!!)
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard.
As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went right on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through.
This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.
She was getting nervous, and decided to pay very close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, and they went right through it.
She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said,
"Oh my goodness! Am I driving?
<:))))>
Your Friend
Ramona P.
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WOMENS' BUMPER STICKERS:
1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
2. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
3. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
4. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
5. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
6. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.
7. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
8. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
9. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
10. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!
DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR GUYS?
<:))))>
Your Friend
Ramona P.
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