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I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out... the way to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps... why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"... why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret?....what meat do they use to make imitation crab meat?...and do you really think I am this witty ?? ... I actually stole this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's Uncle's cousin's, baby momma's Doctor...

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LOL.  Thanks for the laugh.  One day we'll know the answers to these pressing and relevant questions.  Honestly, how do we even sleep at night?  ;-)

The struggle is real

Shows us how many questions can come at us. That we can't even answer. Guess that's
why it has the title it has. Anyway I enjoyed
It.

Glad you enjoyed

Hey Tammy, what are you spiking your cool-aid with? HA

Hahaha

:):):).....and why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.  LOL.....and the list goes on and on.

Very funny stuff

Right?

Now we know why you cannot sleep at night ... too many things are dancing thru the head ... hahaha!!!

Right?

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