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LOL!! On a Lighter Note!!

I was finding things a bit tense at present, with about 60 million things to do!! So I say to myself, time to lighten up!! So here's a couple of funnies!!

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!'

While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again! As she ran she once again began to pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!'

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Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.'

The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.'

The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!'

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Comment by Jeanette B on January 28, 2009 at 7:07pm: An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'
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A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.'

Comment by felixpadua on January 28, 2009 at 5:55pm: first time to be here, but you made me laugh with all your humorous stories.

Comment by Rita Cullimore on January 28, 2009 at 8:36am: I needed these laughs to energize me to get busy with work.
Thanks for sharing.
Rita

Comment by Jeanette B on January 27, 2009 at 7:33pm: I heard that one before, Ian, but only got as far as the Catholics. Didn't know about the synagogue! :-)

Comment by Jeanette B on January 27, 2009 at 7:05am: :-)

Comment by Jeanette B on January 27, 2009 at 5:58am: Thanks ML!! We need more laughs around here! Things can get a bit too intense at time. Maybe we should start a forum for good, clean humour!?

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