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hello, here's a joke from janet walker of the US to cheer u up-

THE FISHERMAN

A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,

'Pick me up.'

He looked around and couldn't see any one.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,

'Pick me up.'

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.

Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

With age comes wisdom.

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Greetings in the Lord! This is Bob, one of TheNET Moderators. Welcome! We're glad you are here!

I love the Teen Challenge program. We have a great program in New England. I visited the one in Vermont last month with a friend. I also got the the chance to see Nicky Cruse years ago. I also love to read or listen to messages from David Wilkerson.

I have included some links to help you navigate around the site. You may want to check out the Footprints group, the Links for Growth forum for great tips on how to grow in Christ, and Miracle Grow to help you get closer to God every day.

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Don't hesitate to ask if you have any questions. I look forward to getting to know you.

In the love of Jesus.
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Welcome
Glad you joined our wonderful internet family, sharing the love of Christ, learning and growing in your spiritual life.And as a bonus making wonderful friends.

May you experience a wonderful fellowship and growth with all the others by joining in the groups and forums and share the love of Christ.
Blessings Nienie

if you're from northern ireland, is there a southern ireland, western, or eastern? just asking, i am not familiar with your country yet.