HELLO RICO, HERE'S A JOKE FOR YOU, I TOOK IT FROM THE AAG FORUM-
BIGGER TURKEY-
A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs six pounds.
The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?" The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scales now show eight pounds.
"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"
Welcome
Glad you joined our wonderful internet family, sharing the love of Christ, learning and growing in your spiritual life.And as a bonus making wonderful friends.
May you experience a wonderful fellowship and growth with all the others by joining in the groups and forums and share the love of Christ.
Blessings Nienie
Welcome to AAG. We want your experience here to be positive and uplifting. There are a couple of things that can help you maximize your experience.
Forums and Blogs: Forums are for asking questions and for sharing a response to a question someone has posted. This is a great opportunity for “iron to sharpen iron.” Blogs are for posting an opinion, view or specific message regarding a subject.
Making New Friends: You will make many new friends here on AAG. Some will send a friend invite to you. You have the choice to accept or decline. When an invite has been sent to you the “My Friends” the upper right box on your home page will be followed by the word “New”.” Simply click on the icon and make your choice. To invite someone to be your friend you simply need to go to their home page and click on “add as friend” under their personal photo. Once someone is your friend you will be able to email each of your friends on AAG. You can also leave a message on someone personal page, but note that everyone will be able to read what you leave there.
IMs: You can IM anyone who is on line by clicking on their picture located at the upper right part of the page.
Chat Room: There is a chat room located near the top of the AAG main page. It is a great place to get to know people better.
Videos: You can also upload Christian videos on the AAG main page or watch them. They are located down the left side of the main page.
If you have any questions feel free to ask. We are here to serve you to the best of our abilities.
We are glad you are here,
LT
Volunteer Forums Moderator
I have sent you three videos to watch. Let me know what you think of them, and if you like them, I will post more for you.
I noticed that you like horses...I have two boys who ride....they are 5 and 9 years old. Our horse is quite old (18 yrs) and very gentle. Which is good, because my five year old is not always quiet and calm around him.. :)
Anyhow, I hope you love it here, and embrace this opportunity to learn and grow in Christ. I am praying for you.
Hi Rico, May God richly bless you as you seek His will for your life and as you meet many Christian friends at this place. I pray that you will continue to seek Him through daily prayer and reading of His word. He will reveal so much to you as you read through all of the Bible but especially the New Testament. Know that you are special to Him and He wants to have a wonderful and personal relationship with you. Be open to Him and his speaking to you as you meet with Him each day. In Jesus, your brother.
Greetings in the Lord! This is Bob, one of TheNET Moderators. Welcome! We're glad you are here!
I just want to assure you that even if we feel we are alone, that there is a God who is very concerned about this world, and He love us all and Jesus came and live among us and showed us that we were not alone and that He was making a way for us all to be saved through the cross. John 3:16-17 say For God loved the world so much that He gave His only Son as a sacrifice that
whosoever would believe in Him would not perish, but have everlasting life. For God did not send Jesus to condemn the world but that the world through Him would be saved.
I have included some links to help you navigate around the site. You may want to check out the Footprints group, the Links for Growth forum for great tips on how to grow in Christ, and Miracle Grow to help you get closer to God every day.
Once again, thanks for joining TheNET. I hope you make lots of good friends here and keep growing in the wisdom and knowledge of the Lord.
Don't hesitate to ask if you have any questions. I look forward to getting to know you.
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BIGGER TURKEY-
A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs six pounds.
The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?" The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scales now show eight pounds.
"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"
(Ha ha ha.... gotcha butcher!)
Glad you joined our wonderful internet family, sharing the love of Christ, learning and growing in your spiritual life.And as a bonus making wonderful friends.
May you experience a wonderful fellowship and growth with all the others by joining in the groups and forums and share the love of Christ.
Blessings Nienie
Forums and Blogs: Forums are for asking questions and for sharing a response to a question someone has posted. This is a great opportunity for “iron to sharpen iron.” Blogs are for posting an opinion, view or specific message regarding a subject.
Making New Friends: You will make many new friends here on AAG. Some will send a friend invite to you. You have the choice to accept or decline. When an invite has been sent to you the “My Friends” the upper right box on your home page will be followed by the word “New”.” Simply click on the icon and make your choice. To invite someone to be your friend you simply need to go to their home page and click on “add as friend” under their personal photo. Once someone is your friend you will be able to email each of your friends on AAG. You can also leave a message on someone personal page, but note that everyone will be able to read what you leave there.
IMs: You can IM anyone who is on line by clicking on their picture located at the upper right part of the page.
Chat Room: There is a chat room located near the top of the AAG main page. It is a great place to get to know people better.
Videos: You can also upload Christian videos on the AAG main page or watch them. They are located down the left side of the main page.
If you have any questions feel free to ask. We are here to serve you to the best of our abilities.
We are glad you are here,
LT
Volunteer Forums Moderator
I have sent you three videos to watch. Let me know what you think of them, and if you like them, I will post more for you.
I noticed that you like horses...I have two boys who ride....they are 5 and 9 years old. Our horse is quite old (18 yrs) and very gentle. Which is good, because my five year old is not always quiet and calm around him.. :)
Anyhow, I hope you love it here, and embrace this opportunity to learn and grow in Christ. I am praying for you.
In His Great Love, Carla
I just want to assure you that even if we feel we are alone, that there is a God who is very concerned about this world, and He love us all and Jesus came and live among us and showed us that we were not alone and that He was making a way for us all to be saved through the cross. John 3:16-17 say For God loved the world so much that He gave His only Son as a sacrifice that
whosoever would believe in Him would not perish, but have everlasting life. For God did not send Jesus to condemn the world but that the world through Him would be saved.
I have included some links to help you navigate around the site. You may want to check out the Footprints group, the Links for Growth forum for great tips on how to grow in Christ, and Miracle Grow to help you get closer to God every day.
Once again, thanks for joining TheNET. I hope you make lots of good friends here and keep growing in the wisdom and knowledge of the Lord.
Don't hesitate to ask if you have any questions. I look forward to getting to know you.
In the love of Jesus.
Bob
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