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you'll like these jokes from janet walker from the US-

Caution... They Walk Among Us!
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!

***They walk among us!!***
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*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

***They walk among us!!***
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff'

***They Walk Among Us!!***
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.

***They Walk Among Us!!!!***
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk.

***They Walk Among Us!!!!!***
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! ***
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...

***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!***
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While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

***Yep, They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!

Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!!!!

hi lls, how are u doing? everyday im praying for ur country, there is revival coming to africa, africa will be saved, all demonic powers are broken, i rebuke the enemys plans with the blood of Jesus Christ, there is peace in africa, take care my sister! i will always pray for ur country! the enemys plans are destoyed!

hi liz, im kerwyn, im from South Africa, Put on the whole of armour of God everyday so u can withstand against the devils wiles schemes, it important to read the word of God every single day, is important to qoute scriptures when doing spiritual warefare. Take Care, the lord truly bless u!

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Psalms Chapter 1
"Blessed is the man that walks not in the council of the ungodly, nor stands in the path of sinners nor sits in the seat of scoffers but his delight is in the law of the Lord and upon His law he meditates day and night. He shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water that yields its fruit in its season whose leaf also shall not wither and whatever he does shall prosper