hello karen. here's a joke i got from the AAG forum to cheer you up-
BIGGER TURKEY-
A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs six pounds.
The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?" The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scales now show eight pounds.
"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"
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Hello KAren
Warm greetings in the Lord! This is Nienie one of TheNET Moderators. Welcome to this wonderful internet family of followers of Jesus Christ! We're glad you are here!
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Here we have fellowship,grow with each other and share the love of Christ.
Please feel free to join in with the groups and the forums and let us know if you have any questions we can help you with.
Once again, thanks for joining TheNET. I hope you make lots of good friends here and keep growing in the wisdom and knowledge of the Lord.
Don't hesitate to ask if you have any questions. I look forward to getting to know you.
JAMES 1:19 NLT
19 My dear brothers and sisters, be quick to listen, slow to
speak, and slow to get angry.
You learn by listening -- not by talking.
The biggest barrier to learning is thinking you already know a
subject. If you think you already know everything, it is
difficult to learn anything more.
You can learn from every person -- if you will just listen to
what they have to say. Everyone knows something you do not
know.
Pride robs you from learning from others. Pride keeps you
ignorant -- while making you think you are wise.
ROMANS 1:22 NLT
22 Claiming to be wise, they became utter fools instead.
This is not to say you should accept everything you hear as
truth -- just that you should be humble enough, and respect
people enough, to listen and evaluate what they have to say.
Listen and learn. Talk too much and only embarrass yourself.
PROVERBS 17:27-28 ICB
27 The person who has knowledge says very little. And a person
with understanding stays calm.
28 Even a foolish person seems to be wise if he keeps quiet. He
appears to have understanding if he doesn't speak.
Proud people act as if they have a duty to display their
superior knowledge to all who will listen. They are quick to
speak, because they "know" they are right.
PROVERBS 10:19 ICB
19 If you talk a lot, you are sure to sin. If you are wise, you
will keep quiet.
It is not wrong to talk -- just don't talk too much. And don't
be so anxious to impress people with what you know.
ECCLESIASTES 5:3 NLT
3 Just as being too busy gives you nightmares, being a fool
makes you a blabbermouth.
SAY THIS: I will be quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to
become angry.
JAMES 1:19 NLT
19 My dear brothers and sisters, be quick to listen, slow to
speak, and slow to get angry.
You learn by listening -- not by talking.
The biggest barrier to learning is thinking you already know a
subject. If you think you already know everything, it is
difficult to learn anything more.
You can learn from every person -- if you will just listen to
what they have to say. Everyone knows something you do not
know.
Pride robs you from learning from others. Pride keeps you
ignorant -- while making you think you are wise.
ROMANS 1:22 NLT
22 Claiming to be wise, they became utter fools instead.
This is not to say you should accept everything you hear as
truth -- just that you should be humble enough, and respect
people enough, to listen and evaluate what they have to say.
Listen and learn. Talk too much and only embarrass yourself.
PROVERBS 17:27-28 ICB
27 The person who has knowledge says very little. And a person
with understanding stays calm.
28 Even a foolish person seems to be wise if he keeps quiet. He
appears to have understanding if he doesn't speak.
Proud people act as if they have a duty to display their
superior knowledge to all who will listen. They are quick to
speak, because they "know" they are right.
PROVERBS 10:19 ICB
19 If you talk a lot, you are sure to sin. If you are wise, you
will keep quiet.
It is not wrong to talk -- just don't talk too much. And don't
be so anxious to impress people with what you know.
ECCLESIASTES 5:3 NLT
3 Just as being too busy gives you nightmares, being a fool
makes you a blabbermouth.
SAY THIS: I will be quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to
become angry.
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BIGGER TURKEY-
A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs six pounds.
The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?" The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scales now show eight pounds.
"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"
(Ha ha ha.... gotcha butcher!)
Forums and Blogs: Forums are for asking questions and for sharing a response to a question someone has posted. This is a great opportunity for “iron to sharpen iron.” Blogs are for posting an opinion, view or specific message regarding a subject.
Making New Friends: You will make many new friends here on AAG. Some will send a friend invite to you. You have the choice to accept or decline. When an invite has been sent to you the “My Friends” in the upper right box on your home page will be followed by the word “New”.” Simply click on the icon and make your choice. To invite someone to be your friend you simply need to go to their home page and click on “add as friend” under their personal photo. Once someone is your friend you will be able to email each of your friends on AAG. You can also leave a message on someone personal page, but note that everyone will be able to read what you leave there.
Chat Box: There is a chat box accessible from the bottom of every page here on AAG. It is a great place to get to know people better.
Private Chats: You can invite anyone who is on line to a private chat by clicking on their picture located at the upper right part of the page followed by clicking on “Private Chat.”.
Videos: You can also upload Christian videos on the AAG main page or watch them. They are located down the left side of the main page.
If you have any questions feel free to ask. We are here to serve you to the best of our abilities.
We are glad you are here,
LT
Volunteer Forums Moderator
Warm greetings in the Lord! This is Nienie one of TheNET Moderators. Welcome to this wonderful internet family of followers of Jesus Christ! We're glad you are here!
Please be sure to fill out your profile as completely as you can so that we can get to know you better. I have included some links to help you navigate around the site. You may want to check out the Footprints group, the Links for Growth forum for great tips on how to grow in Christ, and Miracle Grow to help you get closer to God every day.
Here we have fellowship,grow with each other and share the love of Christ.
Please feel free to join in with the groups and the forums and let us know if you have any questions we can help you with.
Once again, thanks for joining TheNET. I hope you make lots of good friends here and keep growing in the wisdom and knowledge of the Lord.
Don't hesitate to ask if you have any questions. I look forward to getting to know you.
Many blessings
Nienie
JAMES 1:19 NLT
19 My dear brothers and sisters, be quick to listen, slow to
speak, and slow to get angry.
You learn by listening -- not by talking.
The biggest barrier to learning is thinking you already know a
subject. If you think you already know everything, it is
difficult to learn anything more.
You can learn from every person -- if you will just listen to
what they have to say. Everyone knows something you do not
know.
Pride robs you from learning from others. Pride keeps you
ignorant -- while making you think you are wise.
ROMANS 1:22 NLT
22 Claiming to be wise, they became utter fools instead.
This is not to say you should accept everything you hear as
truth -- just that you should be humble enough, and respect
people enough, to listen and evaluate what they have to say.
Listen and learn. Talk too much and only embarrass yourself.
PROVERBS 17:27-28 ICB
27 The person who has knowledge says very little. And a person
with understanding stays calm.
28 Even a foolish person seems to be wise if he keeps quiet. He
appears to have understanding if he doesn't speak.
Proud people act as if they have a duty to display their
superior knowledge to all who will listen. They are quick to
speak, because they "know" they are right.
PROVERBS 10:19 ICB
19 If you talk a lot, you are sure to sin. If you are wise, you
will keep quiet.
It is not wrong to talk -- just don't talk too much. And don't
be so anxious to impress people with what you know.
ECCLESIASTES 5:3 NLT
3 Just as being too busy gives you nightmares, being a fool
makes you a blabbermouth.
SAY THIS: I will be quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to
become angry.
JAMES 1:19 NLT
19 My dear brothers and sisters, be quick to listen, slow to
speak, and slow to get angry.
You learn by listening -- not by talking.
The biggest barrier to learning is thinking you already know a
subject. If you think you already know everything, it is
difficult to learn anything more.
You can learn from every person -- if you will just listen to
what they have to say. Everyone knows something you do not
know.
Pride robs you from learning from others. Pride keeps you
ignorant -- while making you think you are wise.
ROMANS 1:22 NLT
22 Claiming to be wise, they became utter fools instead.
This is not to say you should accept everything you hear as
truth -- just that you should be humble enough, and respect
people enough, to listen and evaluate what they have to say.
Listen and learn. Talk too much and only embarrass yourself.
PROVERBS 17:27-28 ICB
27 The person who has knowledge says very little. And a person
with understanding stays calm.
28 Even a foolish person seems to be wise if he keeps quiet. He
appears to have understanding if he doesn't speak.
Proud people act as if they have a duty to display their
superior knowledge to all who will listen. They are quick to
speak, because they "know" they are right.
PROVERBS 10:19 ICB
19 If you talk a lot, you are sure to sin. If you are wise, you
will keep quiet.
It is not wrong to talk -- just don't talk too much. And don't
be so anxious to impress people with what you know.
ECCLESIASTES 5:3 NLT
3 Just as being too busy gives you nightmares, being a fool
makes you a blabbermouth.
SAY THIS: I will be quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to
become angry.
Welcome to AAG. My name is Carla, I am one of TheNET Administrators here. I have left you a personal message in your email, please let me know if you have any questions. Blessings, Carla