BIGGER TURKEY-
A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs six pounds.
The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?" The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scales now show eight pounds.
"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"
Kumusta ka na? Sana natatandaan mo pa ako. Mula sa PUP. Kumusta nang family mo. I just saw your nice pictures. La lang. Naghahanap ng mga kaklase. Nice to finally see you again. Till next message. Ann Santos PUP 1982
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BIGGER TURKEY-
A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs six pounds.
The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?" The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scales now show eight pounds.
"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"
(Ha ha ha.... gotcha butcher!)
Mar 20, 2009
Ann
Kumusta ka na? Sana natatandaan mo pa ako. Mula sa PUP. Kumusta nang family mo. I just saw your nice pictures. La lang. Naghahanap ng mga kaklase. Nice to finally see you again. Till next message. Ann Santos PUP 1982
Apr 6, 2010
Alicia Carpenter
Sep 29, 2010