WELCOME TO AAG, OLIVIA. this joke came from janet walker of the US. i am sharing it with you-

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a
problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see....Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I
can't do that.

Officer:
Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun..

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of
your vehicle please! The
woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk,
revealing nothing but an empty
trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claim that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and
pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to
the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner..

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too

Hello Olivia
Warm greetings in the Lord! This is Nienie one of TheNET Moderators. Welcome to this wonderful internet family of followers of Jesus Christ! We're glad you are here!

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Many blessings
Nienie

nice to hear from you Olivia i'm from the philippines, i wish that you could add me as one of your friends. Our God is powerful God , touch lives everywhere !!!!

Dear Oliver,
warmly greetings come to you in the name of our soon coming Lord and Savior Jesus. Hope fine as I am. I came accross your profile and I was touch to ask you to become my mother in the Lord.
A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift.A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift.A friend is someone who fills our liveswith
beauty, joy, and grace.And makes the whole world we live in a
better and happier place. I believe in angels,
The kind that heaven sends, I am surrounded by angels, But I call them friends.

with much love and hugs

still bless!!!
Peace

Hi Olivia
My Sunday was good, always wonderful for me to visit church for tha is my energy booster for the week. Although when Monday with all its hectic chores(lol) arrive I pray for the next Sunday just to get that peace!
Great are you having Bible school in the mornings?
Ah thats good!
Good tohave you as friend enjoy the site!! and please keep in touch!
Blessings Nienie

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Hi Mother (Olivia),
warmly greetings come to you in the name of our soon coming Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Hope fine as I am. thanks so much, I really appreciate your concern toward me God will richly bless you and your entire generation with all what u people are looking for in life. God you again Mother Olivia.
I pray to be your company all the time to hear the word of God.
The missing treasure of this sinking vessel
On the seafloor, where it would nestle Against the base for years it'd lay Patiently waiting for that special day
When I would come to claim my prize Hoping the chest to my surprise Would hold the heart that I've been missing The talks, the laughs, the hugs, the kissing That day has come and now I'll find
What lies ahead, no longer behind I've searched through darkness, to the deepest sea And found that chest staring back at me What lies inside, I do not know Unlock the latch and open slow
I peek within, with nerves I'm shaking The prize inside could stop the aching Cause within the chest that I've searched for I found the heart and even more The talks, the laughs, they all were there
The hugs, the kisses, for me to share The most beautiful treasure I've finally seized Did not imagine I could be so pleased I searched so long through the deep sea blue I love you daddy God, my prize is the almighty God who brought me this far by faith. I Love u Lord.

I pray to hear from you again by the special grace of God.

with much Love and Hugs

Still bless!!!
Peace
The Refugee

Wonderful so you are also someone who has a love for kids... sunday school! I miss that so much as I am was also in hte sunday school ministry but moved to a new town and do not belong to a congregation yet only visiting but missing it sooooooooo much!!
Yes the situation about the lady at your church is quite a strange one. How wonderful if the Holy Spirirt start moving in her life. I, personally, doesnt think that it is the work of the Holy Spirit to hurt this woman. She received the anointing and had a wonderful experience.... but we must also remember that the enemy is like a roaring lion and by trying to steal her life after that, sowing great unbelieve in many and questioning the work of the Lord.
Praise God she is still alive, where there is life there is hope and we will pray for her. (But can you imagine going home, after you had an ancounter with the Holy Spirit , what a wonderful way to leave mother earth)
Dont let the enenmy sow confusion, rather seek Gods face in restoring her life for she has a testimony to give after such an encounter with the Lord.
I will put her in my prayer list and pray for her, proclaim GOds healing over her daily and ask the Lord to heal her so she can be a witness to His name!
Have a wonderful day!
Blessings Nienie

Hi Livia
All the glory to God my dear friend!
I am so glad that she is doing fine, keep on praying Ps118: 18 over her life that she will not die but live and that she will declare of the works of the Lord and recount the illustrious acts of the Lord.
Thanks so much I will surely do, keep me in your prayers in my search for the congregation where God wants me! YEs I want to be in service for my King, that is why I love AAG so much for here i have an internet ministry that has no limits but can take me across the globe, I praise God everydya for this opportunity.
If you visit Antonia, give her my love and when you touch her, proclaim Gods healing over her as Jesus teaches them in Luke 10:8,9 - And heal the sick in it and say to them The Kingdom of God has come close to you!!
Many blessings my dear friend, by the way your profile photo speaks of so much love, i like it!
Nienie

My sister thanks for letting me know!!
Praise God all the glory to HIm!!!! I was expecting the news that there is nothing wrong!! Wow it warms my heart just to show we are serving a wonderful good and loving Father!!!
Thank you Daddy for never letting us down we thank you for the good report but is waiting anxiously for Antonias testimony about Your healing in her body, soul and mind!! All the glory to You Father Amen!!
My dear friend God sees what you are doing and your tenderness towards others and He will reward you for that,for you are doing as HE askes by loving Him and your naighbor as yourself!, the world needs people caring and loving such a you, for there is so much hurt and pain out there!! May God strenghten you in your daily walk and may you draw closer to Him everyday.
Oh i wish I could be more available here everyday for there is so much need, but that is a prayer request I put in with Daddy and when it is His will and time He will answer!
Oh better be off now its late and i have work tomorrow!!
Much love and blessings and may you be showered with peace!
Nienie

Dear Olivia
Hope you had a good nights rest!! I could do with a little more but nevertheless......
Oop stealing a bit time here at work just to say hi, for a lond day is laying ahead and I need to get my head straight in orde to be able to do everything properly, and what better way that to sya good morning to dear ones
It is now 7h50 in the morning, if you are awake, you will be able to see how much difference(more or less) there is between us.
Yes my friend our Father is new everyday and He never changes! And to top it all He wants only the best for us although we dont always believe that.
I better be going ! Have a wonderful day in the Lord !! May you see His goodness todady!!
Blessings Nienie

Oh! Olivia,
hope fine as I am. thanks so much for ur concerned toward me. I am so greatful to God to be part of all this inportant Christian network which enable me to meet person like you who have a Godly heart for human. Thanks again, God will richly bless u and ur entire family with all what u people are looking for in life.

I pray that all are well and to hear from u in the name of the most high God who created heaven and earth.

Still Bless!!!
PEACE

Hello olivia, my new friend,
Thanks sooo much for accepting my invitation, I am sooo blessed.
The baby you are holding close to you is so precious and God blessing on both of you. I am honored to be friends with you, thanks a lot.

Pardon me my dear friend for not being in touch that often. Due to a very limited amount of internet use, i try to keep up but neglect sometimes even if I dont want to.
I am doing okay, just suffering lately with headaches after a shelves with a lot of small filing cabinets tumble down on my head... (please pray for me as I cant afford going to the doctors it si tooo expensive) but neverhteless while I am still breathing and the enemy doesnt steal from me I am here to lift up my friends and honor my Father
Why the up 's and down's my dear? Be lfited up Father loves you dearly and the enemy tries to steal from you. Resist him and he will flee and rejoice in the Lord for He is your strenght!!
Looking forward to hear form you !!May you rest of your day be blessed.
Love Nienie

Dear Olivia
Thanks for your concern my dear will defintiely make a plan to see a doctor.
Will be praying for you son... ah I know how they need our prayers at their vulnerable ages. Hang in there mom God will help and deliver him and start being the most important part of his life!
Yeh i know up's and down's but praise God HE deliver us from it all!!
May you have a good day be blesse and have a wonderful weekend.
I will be off the air for a few days due to holidays coming up,,my daughter turns 21 and we are going to the family.
I will always have my family here in my heart and pray for you!!
Love and blessings!! Nienie

Olivia,
He is alive again, oh the stone been rolled away
He is alive again, He is no longer where He lay
He is alive again, I can hear the angels say
Let all the earth rejoice, He is alive
May we all continually lift the Lord's name up on high and look up with great joy for His return. Have a blessed day my precious sister in Christ!

Hi Olivia
I am back , enjoyed the time with the family and my daughters 21 st birthday will upload photo's as soon as I have enough megabytes to do so!
How are you son? And you my friend?
Trust you are okay.Many blessings
Nienie

Hi Mom,
hope fine, as for me, I have been Ill for the past weeks.
but by the special grace of God, I have been heal.
it had been long I have not heard from you. I pray
to hear from you in the name of the most high God who created heaven and earth.
still bless!!!
your Son in the Lord

Dear Olivia
I am certianly thanking God for His blessings in my life and to have my children and family is a great blessing
Will pray with you for your son, give it to JEsus , I know it can be hard but possible!
Oh you are doing a wonderful thing caring for someone who needs a friend now more than ever. You are a very special person and God sees your heart. Being with someone who has depression can easily affect you as well, clothed yourself with Gods armour everyday and His joy. May Father bless you abundantly for you love
Please keep me in your prayers as well
Love and blessings Nienie

Am thinking about you a lot.... hope you are okay?
Miss you here!!
Blessings
Nienie

Hi Olivia
I sense in my spirit taht you really needs courage.. anything in particular we can pray for? HOw is your son?
You told me about a friend with the depression, she okay?
Clothe yourself when you are dealing with people it tends to influence you, we have to help and assist them and carry them but this can sometimes brings your own spirit down. Although we love and care for them so much care for yourself but putting on the garment of God everyday, no matter who you are dealing with!
Take care my dear friend
Remember God loves you so much and want to you to have the best!
Blessings Nienie

My dear and special sister
So wonderful to hear from you! Was worried cause i havent heard from you but had also a very rough time, but praise God i am still here.I can never forget a dear friend!!
Oh my friend having a chidl not serving the LOrd is so terrible, i can just imagine your heart! I will continue praying for him!!
You are such a wonderful woman and you should not be feeling incompetent to do something for God wil give you the strenght to do the work He planned for you. I know that incompetent feeling but mostly that is a lie from the enemy! To know if it is in God s will... will pray tha if it is His will He will give you peace and the surety in your heart.
I have no doubt in my heart that you are more than capable to do the work, i dont think people will offer you a position if they do not think highly of you! Just go into the Fathers rest, if you are worried you wont be able to get the right answer.
I will pray for you tonight and trust Father to minister to you!
Love and many bessings Nienie

Hello Olivia\
Been wondering what you have decided to do? I know you are a wise woman who listens to Gods heart and you did what is right!
Looking forward to hear from you!
Blessings Nienie

I pray all is well with you, love you my sister!

Hi my dear friend
How are you? Are you still working and how are things with you?
Was thinking about you a lot!
Blessings Nienie

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