here's a joke to to welcome you at AAG.net! God bless you today and always. by the way how did you get to know this christian site?

WHAT'S A CHURCH?

A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.

"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "

"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"

"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"

The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."

The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"

HI, I'M FROM INDIA...PLEASE ''PRAY'' FOR ME!
Y.RAJESWARARAO

THANKS MY FRIEND IN CHRIST ELIZABETH,
THANKS FOR YOUR KIND MESSAGES,PRAYERS,BLESSINGS AND YOUR KINDNESS TOWARDS ME.,I'M VERY HAPPY...GOD BLESS YOU!
I'M PRAYING AT THE FEET OF OUR LORD JESUS,ABOUT YOU...,
your's friend...
RAJESWARARAO(INDIA)
yrr1974@gmail.com
rajeswararaoyarlagadda@yahoo.in
yrr1954@gmail.com
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Hey you how is that book on "fasting," going? When are you going to let me use it? Lol!

THANKS MY FRIEND ELIZEBETH,GOD BLESS YOU!
I REQUIRED YOUR URGENT PRAYER FOR.............................

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***DEAR FRIEND,TODAY MY STATE CHIEF MINISTER Mr.RAJASEKHAR REDDY HELICOPTOR MISPLACED FROM 1000HRS.KINDLY PRAY FOR HIM ,AS HE IS VERY HELPFUL PERSON TO POOR,ALAWYS HE IS THINKING FOR POOR PEOPLE.,AND HE IS AN BELIEVER OF LORD JESUS CHRIST!PLEASE PRAY...PRAY...PRAY...MY TOTAL STATE IS UNDER WORRY!GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN SEARCHING FOR THE HELICAPTOR,TO TRACE SAFELY...KINDLY PRAY!***
Your Brother....Y.RAJESWARARAO
ANDHRA PRADESH STATE(INDIA)
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Lol that's not cool.. see if you were teaching me spanish... :-p


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