hello wilson, here's a joke to welcome you here at AAG-
WHAT'S A CHURCH?
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
Greetings in the Lord! This is Bob, one of TheNET Moderators. Welcome! We're glad you are here!
I have included some links to help you navigate around the site. You may want to check out the Footprints group, the Links for Growth forum for great tips on how to grow in Christ, and Miracle Grow to help you get closer to God every day.
Once again, thanks for joining TheNET. I hope you make lots of good friends here and keep growing in the wisdom and knowledge of the Lord.
Don't hesitate to ask if you have any questions. I look forward to getting to know you.
Welcome
Glad you joined our wonderful internet family, sharing the love of Christ, learning and growing in your spiritual life.And as a bonus making wonderful friends.
May you experience a wonderful fellowship and growth with all the others by joining in the groups and forums and share the love of Christ.
Blessings Nienie
Good to hear back from you Wilson, you have a wonderful attitude of optimism, and joy. God doesn't fall off his throne and say oh my goodness.
He is a big God and He can take care of us. We place all these limitations on Him. But the God of the Bible is bigger than any problem we may face in this life. We also have God the Holy Spirit living with us. Therefore You and I have every reason to be optimistic.
Hi Wilson, thanks for sharing the testimony. We had an act of terrorism in New York State yesterday in the US. He killed 13 people and himself at a class for immigrants studying to become citizens of the US. What a heart break to hear of this stuff. The end times will be marked with violence and immorality.
We as Christians need to continue to be salt and light to this decaying world around us. We will one day see the evil removed from this world and righteousness will prevail.
hello, here's a joke i found at the AAG blog section! God bless you today and always.
Which Way to Heaven?
Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, "If you'll come to the Baptist Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven."
The boy replied, "I don't think I'll be there... You don't even know your way to the post office."
Thank you Wilson for joining my new group! I hope you are as excited as I about praying and receiving prayer for the unhealthy. Please post something in the comments section to let everyone know you are with me and that this group is fully active. Also, please don't hesitate to add your self or some one you know to the prayer request list, even if I'm the only other person involved at the moment, I will pray for those on that list. I promise!!! Thanks again for joining and spread the word...tell friends about this new, electrifying group!
felixpadua
WHAT'S A CHURCH?
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
Mar 25, 2009
Pastor Bob B
Greetings in the Lord! This is Bob, one of TheNET Moderators. Welcome! We're glad you are here!
I have included some links to help you navigate around the site. You may want to check out the Footprints group, the Links for Growth forum for great tips on how to grow in Christ, and Miracle Grow to help you get closer to God every day.
Once again, thanks for joining TheNET. I hope you make lots of good friends here and keep growing in the wisdom and knowledge of the Lord.
Don't hesitate to ask if you have any questions. I look forward to getting to know you.
In the love of Jesus.
Bob
Mar 26, 2009
Nienie
Glad you joined our wonderful internet family, sharing the love of Christ, learning and growing in your spiritual life.And as a bonus making wonderful friends.
May you experience a wonderful fellowship and growth with all the others by joining in the groups and forums and share the love of Christ.
Blessings Nienie
Mar 26, 2009
Ginnybee
God bless you,
GB
Mar 26, 2009
Pastor Bob B
He is a big God and He can take care of us. We place all these limitations on Him. But the God of the Bible is bigger than any problem we may face in this life. We also have God the Holy Spirit living with us. Therefore You and I have every reason to be optimistic.
In the love of Jesus
Bob
Apr 3, 2009
Pastor Bob B
We as Christians need to continue to be salt and light to this decaying world around us. We will one day see the evil removed from this world and righteousness will prevail.
In the love of Jesus
bob
Apr 4, 2009
Linda Monalisa
Apr 7, 2009
MARCELINA MARIE ROWLAND
profile editor
Apr 7, 2009
Linda Monalisa
Apr 8, 2009
Linda Monalisa
Apr 8, 2009
EVANGELIST KUNAL MUKHERJEE
LET US KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER FOR THE KINGDOM GLORY.
Apr 15, 2009
Ginnybee
Christian Graphics
Apr 27, 2009
felixpadua
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?''
The mother replied, "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
May 4, 2009
felixpadua
May 4, 2009
Ginnybee
May 5, 2009
Linda Monalisa
Christian Comments | Sandals
May 5, 2009
Pastor Bob B
May 5, 2009
felixpadua
Which Way to Heaven?
Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, "If you'll come to the Baptist Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven."
The boy replied, "I don't think I'll be there... You don't even know your way to the post office."
May 6, 2009
Annie Mark
May 6, 2009
Pastor Bob B
May 7, 2009
Pastor Bob B
May 7, 2009
Pastor Bob B
May 9, 2009
Pastor Bob B
May 11, 2009
Annie Mark
May 26, 2009
Ginnybee
In faith,
GinnyB
Aug 13, 2009
Ginnybee
p.s. Love your background picture! Very nice.
GB
Aug 13, 2009
Ginnybee
Take care, and GB
Glenda
Sep 9, 2009