hello sherlyn and marie, here's a joke to welcome you to AAG-

WIFE REPORTS MISSING HUSBAND... BUT SHE
IS NOT MISSING HER HUSBAND :) (SMILE)

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."

The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"

marunong ka ng ilocano? ako kasi ilocano, taga rosales, pangasinan at mrs ko taga bangued abra. pero dito na ako sa quezon city nakatira. ikaw, anong ginagawa mo ngayon? nag-aaral ka ba?

here's another joke for you-

BIGGER TURKEY-
A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?"

The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs six pounds.

The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?" The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scales now show eight pounds.

"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"

(Ha ha ha.... gotcha butcher!)

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Julia

Hello Sherlyn
Warm greetings in the Lord! This is Nienie one of TheNET Moderators. Welcome to this wonderful internet family of followers of Jesus Christ! We're glad you are here!

Please be sure to fill out your profile as completely as you can so that we can get to know you better. I have included some links to help you navigate around the site. You may want to check out the Footprints group, the Links for Growth forum for great tips on how to grow in Christ, and Miracle Grow to help you get closer to God every day.

Here we have fellowship,grow with each other and share the love of Christ.

Please feel free to join in with the groups and the forums and let us know if you have any questions we can help you with.

Once again, thanks for joining TheNET. I hope you make lots of good friends here and keep growing in the wisdom and knowledge of the Lord.

Don't hesitate to ask if you have any questions. I look forward to getting to know you.

Many blessings
Nienie

Do i know you?anyways GodBless

walking to walk?heehh
Ganun?

pure ilocana ka? may unpure ilocana ba? sa anong bayan ang mga relatives mo sa pangasinan?

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sherlyn ryt?bye

G'day my Sister.
I'm wishing you all the best in you walk with Chrsit.
God bless.
Lucas Barrows HPA - Hoxton Park Anglican.

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Sherlyn,

Thank you for adding me as a friend and God bless you and answer your prayers for a close relationship with him. So glad you are here on TheNET with us!

Hey Sherlyn,
Thanks for the add my friend, I am sooo glad to be friends with you here. I encourage you my friend to read His Word and listen to His Word always, make it a daily habit, we need God like we need air.
For I know the plans I have for you declares the Lord" Plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future" Jeremiah 29:11.
I bless you Sherlyn in the name that is above every name, Jesus.

hello, this one is from jeff, not an original one but a story full of spiritual lesson. i am passing it to you.

WET PANTS

Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives.

The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat.'

He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.

As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.

The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, 'Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!'

Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie.

She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You've done enough, you klutz!'

Finally at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, 'You did that on purpose, didn't you?' Susie whispers back, 'I wet my pants once too.'

May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good.

Remember -Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

Each and everyone one of us is going through tough times right now, but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith.

My instructions were to pick four (4) people that I wanted God to bless, and I picked you. Please pass this to at least four (4) people you want to be blessed and a copy back to me.

This prayer is powerful, and prayer is one of the best gifts we receive. There is no cost but a lot of rewards. Let's continue to pray for one another.

The Prayer:

Father, I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and those that I care deeply for, who are reading this right now. Show them a new revelation of Your love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to minister to their spirit at this very moment. Where there is pain, give them Your peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed confidence through Your grace. Where there is need, I ask you to fulfill their needs. Bless their homes, families, finances, their goings and their comings. Amen.

If the Lord lays upon your heart to send this to more than four '4' people, you are truly blessed)

belated happy birthday.

yes, prayed it now and have prayed this long ago. thanks.

thanks for that prayer! I already recieved Christ as my Saviour, in fact, I am now His servant!
God bless you for being a bold witness for Christ....I salute you!

Thank you for the prayer but I have already turned my life to Christ 11 years ago. But I still Thank you for the prayer.
God bless.
Lucas Barrows HPA - Hoxton Park Anglican.

I salute you right now in Jesus name. Thanks for dropping by to share love with me. it really means a great deal to me. May our Lord richly bless all of your efforts.

Hello dear Sherlyn, thank you for the comment i love it.
May the Lord bless you more and more.
Remain blessed.
With His love, ur sis.

Hello my dear Sherlyn, I became a christian 12 years ago when i met the spirit of God our lord Jesus, he is slowly chageing my life, I love Jesus very much and try to do his will in my life, i was baptised in 1996 here in Hstings, very lovely moment, i love to worship and next year i want to be on the mission field in india to help plant the seeds of salvation in the lives of the lost and sick, thank fou for your concern, but i belive i gave my life to our lord many years ago and know that once he has started the good works in us he will continue them to compleation. Philipians 1:6. have a blessed day Sherlyn, love in jesus and may your light continue to shine for Jesus for others to follow.Amen..Paul

Hi There,
Thank you for the offer, thankfully I already have. Read my shortened testimony. God bless you!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Sherlyn,
Thanks for the add, I thank God for this friendship with you here, I love you dear sister and I bless you in the name of Jesus!
It is a good and delightful thing to give thanks to the Lord. To sing praises with (musical accompaniment) to Your name. O Most High. To show forth Your loving kindness in the morning and Your faithfulness by night, Psalm 92:1,2
May God bless you and protect you and keep shinning His face upon you my friend.

no problem sherlyn, let's be the models of good works here. thanks. ang ganda na ng page mo ha.

Hello dear Sherlyn, thank you for the add, i'm glad to be ur friend, and look forward to know eachother.
May the Lord bless you more and more.
Remain blessed.
With His love, ur sis

Dont worry... i already received Him...

im hv done so already , can i ask do i seem confused or like i need Jesus .... coz he lives in me and is my everything bro , boss, friend and esp God. nwy you are a blessing to many continue in the pursuit .

thanks dear, but i already received Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior 8 years ago. am now undergoing on the process of pruning becuase God wants to come out the best in me. It's hard but I praise God for His love and comfort. He is always up to something. God bless!

Hello and thank you for writing me Sherlyn,I recieved Christ about 25 years ago in a dinghy hotel room when I first went out working away from home, much thanks to a Gideons bible . Hope you have been having great weather where you are in Solano and may God bless you abundantly , Gods speed Andrew.

Sherlyn you are so blessed to as Jesus to come into your heart and I believe in Jesus Christ as my personal savior and he died up on the cross to wash our sins.....I really enjoy this site and getting to know others you are in my thoughts and prayers dear sister...Just imagine that Jesus said two or more gathered in his name prayers get answered and even I believe you pray and let God in control of your daily lives he will guide you and walk beside you with a still small voice God tells us be still and know I am God and just listen only you know that is the relationship you have with him. God Bless you and am glad to know that you decided to walk in a spiritual path....Its such a heart warming feeling to me know you have left me this message on my site and thank you.....Love you........

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you are precious Sherlyn thank you

Hello my friend,
Wanted to stop by and say hello, please know you are in my prayers and thoughts. I never cease to thank God in Christ for you.
Have a blessed weekend!

Hello!! Thank You for adding me:)

Soul food for the Day: The CENTER...

The center chapter of the BIBLE is Psalm 118.. there are 594 chapters before and after Psalm 118
And if we will add this we will get 1188... in which the center verse of the BIBLE is PSALM 118:8
What is the significant of Psalm 118:8 in God's perfect will for our lives?
It is better to trust in the LORD, than to put confidence in man.-- Psalm 118:8


When things get tough, always remember faith doesn't get you around trouble..
it gets you through it!
When you relinquish the desire to control your future you obtain happiness...

Prayer:
Father God, bless my friend in whatever it is that you know he/she may be needing this day....
May thier life be full of your peace, prosperity and power as they seek to have closer relationship with you. Amen...

Sherlyn,
He is alive again, oh the stone been rolled away
He is alive again, He is no longer where He lay
He is alive again, I can hear the angels say
Let all the earth rejoice, He is alive
thinking of you my precious sister in Christ with sooo much thanksgiving to God in Christ for you. May God watch over you and show you how much He cares for you. Have blessed days and hope to hear from you soon!