hello, here's a joke to welcome you at AAG! God bless you today and always. by the way how did you get to know this christian site?
WHAT'S A CHURCH?
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
COMMUNICATION WITH GOD
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For a believer,communication is speaking the words of the holy spirit,hearing with our ears and in our spirit and allowing our mind to process its renewal.surprisingly,we may think that communication is sending information to a receiver.but godly communication for us means to receive from the holy spirit information which will renew our minds so as to transfrom our lives (romans12;2).thank you.God bless you.
Nepal's harvest for jesus
john.
You're invited to join the group "For Women Only." Stop in to ask questions, give feedback, and receive support from other women. Click here to check it out. Once you see the page, click to request access to the group. I hope you enjoy this network!
Julia
felixpadua
WHAT'S A CHURCH?
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "
"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."
The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"
May 17, 2009
felixpadua
May 17, 2009
felixpadua
May 17, 2009
felixpadua
May 17, 2009
john sentury
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For a believer,communication is speaking the words of the holy spirit,hearing with our ears and in our spirit and allowing our mind to process its renewal.surprisingly,we may think that communication is sending information to a receiver.but godly communication for us means to receive from the holy spirit information which will renew our minds so as to transfrom our lives (romans12;2).thank you.God bless you.
Nepal's harvest for jesus
john.
May 17, 2009
MELECIA BROWN
May 18, 2009
Julia - Woman's Group Leader
Julia
May 18, 2009