hi bob, welcome and here's a joke for you, i found this at the forum of AAG-

WHAT'S A CHURCH?

A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.

"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty-dollar bill proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "

"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"

"So tell me," says the twenty-dollar bill, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"

The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church."

The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"

nascar races are exciting.

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Hi Bob, I just read your cry for us to stand together with you in prayer as you are experiencing such suffering in this life. The Bible is so true when it says that we weep with those who weep Romans 12:15. Even tho, I do not know you in person, my hearts aches for you. We in the body of Christ are so privileged to have one another to stand with us in prayer and I know from experience that prayer is the very thing that has given me hope when there seemed to be none. God truly does answer when we call and often times even before we call. And when, we as an army of prayer warriors join together I believe we can move the hand of God. Dear Brother, for me to enlarge on my heartaches and suffering would only tend to minimize yours. So, just let me say that it is during the storms and suffering we often see the face of Jesus more clearly. I often think about Peter and remember that he would not have seen Jesus if it hadn't been for the storm. If we never had any problems we wouldn't know that God could solve them. Dear brother, may you experience the peace of God which passes all understanding and the comfort that the world cannot give and the world can't take away. May you be so charged just knowing that others are praying for you that your spirit feels like it has wings to soar to new heights in the Lord. He will supply all your need according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus.
God bless you, Phebe

Dear Brother, I pray that you will experience the peace of God which passes all understanding and a comfort that will lift you to new heights today.
God bless you richly,
Phebe