hello alice. here's a joke i got from the AAG forum to cheer you up and welcome you here-

BIGGER TURKEY-
A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?"

The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs six pounds.

The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?" The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scales now show eight pounds.

"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"

(Ha ha ha.... gotcha butcher!)

from bob b -I am a Vermonter and was born in the same city that I live in now, so I can share this about Vermonter.

Forget Rednecks ... here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about
Vermonters...

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you live in Vermont .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in
Vermont

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
a wrong number, you live in Vermont .

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Burlington for the weekend,
you live in Vermont .

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Vermont .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live
in Vermont .

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
again, you live in Vermont

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you live in Vermont .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you live in Vermont .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you live in Vermont .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
live in Vermont .

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, you're going 80, and
everybody is passing you, you live in Vermont .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you live in Vermont .

If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and
road construction, you live in Vermont .

If you have more miles on your snow blower t
han your car, you live in Vermont .

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly," you live in Vermont .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Vermont friends, you live in Vermont .

hope you enjoy this one.

Hello Alice
Warm greetings in the Lord! This is Nienie one of TheNET Moderators. Welcome to this wonderful internet family of followers of Jesus Christ! We're glad you are here!

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