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The Joy of the Lord is our strengh.

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Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN

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Denominational Humor
How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.

2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.

3. Baptists? CHANGE???????

4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.

6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.

7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.

8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ

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Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE

Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies 1 Like

Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue

Cartoon fun and more!

Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies 0 Likes

Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue

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Comment by Prophet on June 28, 2011 at 4:00am: Ha Ha Ha i know the feelng, been there done that LOL a couple of times. Thank the Lord for the new computer keys that you cannot lock in the car

Comment by Prophet on June 27, 2011 at 12:24am: Great stuff ladies and gentlemen keep it comong, laughter really is the best medicine

Love the argument graph

Comment by RoyW on June 24, 2011 at 9:40am: I thought only people in Kansas and Oklahoma used the word "supper."

Comment by Prophet on June 20, 2011 at 1:41am: This is great, we had it a a church supper not long ago, it kept people going for days even after the supper. The seniors got it faster than anyone.

Comment by SHYLEEJAN on June 16, 2011 at 10:02pm: I ONLY SEE SEVEN, PLEASE HELP ME

Comment by Texanbrit on June 15, 2011 at 4:53pm: TEXANS Gabriel goes to the Lord and says, "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing some real problems. They're swinging on the Pearly Gates; my horn is missing; theyre wearing T-shirts instead of their robes; there's barbecue and Picante sauce all over everythingespecially their T-shirts; their dogs are riding in the chariots and chasing the sheep; theyre wearing baseball caps and cowboy hatsinstead of their halos; they refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean; their boots are marking and scuffing up the halls of Wisdom; there are tortilla chip crumbs and watermelon seeds all over the place; some of them are walking around with just one wing; and they insist on bringing their darn horses with them." The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all of my children. If you want to hear about some real problems, call the Devil." So Gabriel calls the Devil. When he answers the phone he says, "Hellohold on a minute . . ." When he returns to the phone, the Devil says, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replies, "I just want to know what kinds of problems you are having down there with the Texans." The Devil says, "Hold on again - I need to check on something . . ." After about 5 minutes, the Devil returns to the phone and says, "I'm back. Now what is the question? "Gabriel says, "What kind of problems are you having down there with the Texans?" The Devil says, "Man, I don't believe this! Hold on . . . ." This time, the Devil is gone 15 minutes. When he returns, he says, "I'm sorry Gabriel - I cant talk right now! Red Adair just put out the fire down here - and now Brown & Root is installing air conditioning! Its wise to recall . . . We TEXANS survive... despite the odds! Im just sayin...

Actually please pray for rain!!!

Comment by Prophet on June 5, 2011 at 11:46pm: Ha Ha Ha you guys are so funny, keep it up

Comment by SHYLEEJAN on June 4, 2011 at 4:31pm: HI DAVID, U DID IT AGAIN, U ALWAYS GIVE ME A GOOD LAUGH

THANK U

Comment by Carla on June 4, 2011 at 2:49pm: haha.. i was hoping to show it to my boys.. but I'm afraid of the ideas they may get and what they might try.. especially Joshua. soo.. nooo this video will stay hidden from them. :-D