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Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN
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How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.
2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
3. Baptists? CHANGE???????
4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.
6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.
8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ
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Discussion Forum
Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies 1 Like
Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue
Cartoon fun and more!
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies 0 Likes
Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue
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Comment by Prophet on July 21, 2011 at 12:39am
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Ha Ha Ha, got to hone those language skills!
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A new school inspector is assigned to the grade 4 class in one of the local
schools. He is introduced to the class by the teacher.
She says to the class: "Let's show the inspector just how clever you are by allowing him to ask you a question."
The inspector decides to ask a biblical question.
He asks: "Class, who broke down the walls of Jericho ?"
For a full minute there is absolute silence. The children all just stare at him blankly. Eventually Sipho raises his hand. The Inspector points excitedly to him.
Sipho stands up and says: "Sir, I do not know who broke down the walls of Jericho , but I am innocent."]
The inspector looks at the teacher for an explanation. She says: Well, I've known Sipho since the beginning of the year and I believe that if he says that he didn't do it, then he didn't do it."
The inspector is shocked at the level of ignorance and storms down to the principal's office and tells him what happened. The principal replies: "Look I don't know the boy, but I socialize every now and then with his teacher and I believe her. If she feels that the boy was not involved, then he must be innocent."
The inspector can't believe what he is hearing. He grabs the phone on the principal's desk and dials the Minister of Education. He relates the entire episode and asks her what she thinks of the education standard in the school.
The Minister sighs heavily and replies: "Eish wena” (hey you). You know I am very busy. I don't know the boy, the teacher or the principal. Just get three quotes and have the wall fixed."
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Comment by RoyW on July 6, 2011 at 10:23am
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I certainly got one. I even have to be very careful about what I watch on TV.
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Comment by SHYLEEJAN on July 6, 2011 at 9:33am
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I KNOW WE CAN BE BAD AT TIMES,BUT U DONT HAVE TO DO US SO BAD. LAUGH).(MEN TRY AND GET GODLY WIFES PLEASE. (POISON,LAUGH
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Sorry folks just my weird sence of humour LOL
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A joke must have a little truth to it in order to really be funny. Hmmm, I wonder. I must admit this one struck me as funny.
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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a
fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St.
Peter to process them into Heaven.
While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in
Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.
St. Peter said, "I don't know.
This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.
The couple sat and waited for an answer.... For a couple of months.
While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons.
If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all?
"What if it doesn't work?
Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"Another month passed.
St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.
"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven.""Great!" said
the couple.
"But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple."
OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted.
"It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer???"
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Yah been very quiet Bro, hows the move and settling in going, been praying for you. Amen
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Comment by David Velasquez on June 29, 2011 at 3:44pm
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I have missed you all. You are all beautiful people and then there is my friend Prophet, that girl... hahaha
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Ha Ha Choco, good one
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