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Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN
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How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.
2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
3. Baptists? CHANGE???????
4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.
6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.
8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ
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Discussion Forum
Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies 1 Like
Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue
Cartoon fun and more!
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies 0 Likes
Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue
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Comment by Prophet on August 29, 2011 at 2:58am
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Now i've heard everything
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LOL not i've seen everything, wonder who this jumped up jonny is who signed it
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Comment by RoyW on August 21, 2011 at 6:04pm
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Raul, you are forgiven and I know God has forgiven. I think He does have a sense of humor. I don't believe He is as offended as probably others are. I hope you do not leave. I enjoy having you on. Blessings to you.
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Must be something there I can't see.
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Ha Ha Ha Roy,men are soooo gullible LOL even you fell for this one!!
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The moral of the story is that it only takes one woman to mess up the lives of ten men.
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11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope Under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all So they decided that one had to leave, Because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, Until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, Because, as a woman, She was used to giving up everything For her husband and kids or for men in general, And was used to always making sacrifices With little in return. As soon as she finished her speech,
All the men started clapping .. . . . ..
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he's gorgeous,! I lve these terriors I had a staffie, his picture is on my page, he eventually died from old age. but what a character he was.
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Hey Wicus I Like your new picture, what is his name,
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What about "tongues" I speak ( Eng, Afri, Flemish, Italian French, Spanish and Zulu) LOL gift for language, can get pretty hectic.
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