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The Joy of the Lord is our strengh.
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Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN
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Latest Activity: Mar 5, 2018
How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.
2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
3. Baptists? CHANGE???????
4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.
6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.
8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ
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Discussion Forum
Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies 1 Like
Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue
Cartoon fun and more!
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies 0 Likes
Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue
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Comment by Pastor Joseph Sharif on September 25, 2011 at 7:45am
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Hi Bro. David,
I am happy to join
The Joy of the Lord is our strengh.
I believe i will have great opportunity to learn word of God more deeply in this group. May God bless you more. Amen
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Comment by Prophet on September 19, 2011 at 12:52am
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@ choco yeh right attitude sister LOL
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Thanks David back on track again, played this for some of my students and they all wanted it on their phones, how awesome is that. LOL don't really get the whole rap thing but the words are good, the kids loved it though
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Comment by David Velasquez on September 18, 2011 at 10:16pm
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Comment by Mark Christopher Manfredi on September 7, 2011 at 8:37am
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the mind of the spirit goes forever, lossing a lil more of ur flesh is not a bad thing, anyways it still can be looked at like a act of obedience. LUV U ALL, GOD ROCKS!!!
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Comment by RoyW on September 7, 2011 at 8:19am
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Being somewhat overweight myself I cannot say a whole lot. However, I am going to venture the idea that losing weight will not cause a loss of intelligence.
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So when and if we lose weight does that mean we will lose our "smarts" LOL (giggling)
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What's so funny about it is that I think some actually believe these kinds of things. LOL
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appologies to all about the anatomy reference, but I really thought this was funny LOL;-)
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With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated & happy. Beginning today, when I look at my bottom in the mirror I will think, "Good grief look how smart I am, I must be a genius!"
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