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Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN
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How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.
2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
3. Baptists? CHANGE???????
4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.
6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.
8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ
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Discussion Forum
Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies 1 Like
Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue
Cartoon fun and more!
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies 0 Likes
Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue
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Comment by Prophet on September 21, 2010 at 1:28am
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Hi All, Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings comes the absolute truth, as
Sonja Ely writes, 'I was watching my five-year-old granddaughter play with
her toys. At one point she staged a wedding, first playing the role of the
mother who assigned specific duties, then suddenly becoming the bride with
her "teddy bear" groom. She picked him up and said to the "minister"
presiding; "Now you can read us our rights." Without missing a beat, she
became the minister who said, "You have the right to remain silent, anything
you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney
present, you may kiss the bride."' To know what your marriage rights are,
you must understand that, first, marriage is God's idea.
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Comment by David Velasquez on September 17, 2010 at 5:01pm
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That is cute sis prophet.
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HAAAHAAAA you're a wicked boy David Velasquez But I Luv Yah what an awesome message, Please send me this on my mail a gageea@gmail.com, need to show it to my Pastor
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Comment by Tammy Moore on September 9, 2010 at 7:46am
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you know this is so good to have a good laugh.. some saints need to laught .. i love this
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Brother Roy shared this with me. Enjoy
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Comment by Mercy Mwakalu-Mwakisha on August 7, 2010 at 7:21am
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Boy:(On seing two blind men.)"These men must be real bad1
Mum: Why dear ?
Boy:Coz they have removed both their eyes,but are still not able to enter Heaven!"
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Comment by Amy on August 5, 2010 at 7:52am
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Did Noah Go Fishing?
A Sunday School teacher asked her class if they though Noah did a lot of fishing while he was on the ark.
"Of course not," said one little boy. "How could he? He only had two worms!"
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