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Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN
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How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.
2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
3. Baptists? CHANGE???????
4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.
6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.
8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ
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Discussion Forum
Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies 1 Like
Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue
Cartoon fun and more!
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies 0 Likes
Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue
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Comment by kaya on November 13, 2010 at 5:21pm
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hello david i love that video on r women born this way that is so cutie, & true as a woman i can say it is so, God created us to yap!! like the way u see us!!
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Comment by David Velasquez on November 12, 2010 at 1:26pm
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Awwwww sis Lori, me too beloved and you are often brought to my remembrance by our Lord. How is hubby doing? here have a laugh
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Comment by Tammy Moore on November 12, 2010 at 5:19am
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I LOVE COMING HERE EVERYDAY GETING ME A GOOD LAUGH BEFORE A START MY DAY.. KEEP ME LAUGHING GOD BLESS EVERYONE
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Comment by Lori Ann Hoffman on November 12, 2010 at 4:20am
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I just wanted to say hi to my brother David - I miss my conversation with you.
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Comment by Prophet on November 12, 2010 at 3:18am
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Oh No! just imagine, soooo funny, but how insensitive, reminds me of when my forst twins were born there was one baby he was so huge, he looked like he was 6 months old already and he had this shock of black hair that stood up on his head like a toilet brush, and I remember thinking that only his mother could love him, but never voiced it out loud, God is so gracious He gives us such love for our babies that they are perfect in our eyes, just as we are perfect in his eyes (warts and all)
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Grerat Stuff Linda ruth and Rod,
so funny, just what we need to kick off the weekend
Be Blessed
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman.'
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Comment by Edward on November 10, 2010 at 9:11am
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Solomon said Laughter is good medicine. We need more of the wholesome type
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thank u for allowing me to be apart of this group oh how i love to laugh, its needed every day, well God wants us to have joy/ fellowship like this send me some laughs any time they will be well recieved. god bless u all!!!1
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GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground...
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy..
7) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional...
8) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
9) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
10) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
11) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions...
12) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
13) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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