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The Joy of the Lord is our strengh.

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Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN

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Denominational Humor
How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.

2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.

3. Baptists? CHANGE???????

4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.

6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.

7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.

8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ

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Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE

Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies 1 Like

Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue

Cartoon fun and more!

Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies 0 Likes

Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue

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Comment by Prophet on December 3, 2010 at 6:41am: Leo Buscaglia, author and lecturer, once judged a contest where they wanted to find the most caring child. He told this story:
A four year old lived next door to an elderly man who had recently lost his wife. One day, the boy saw his neighbor crying. He went over, climbed into the neighbor's lap and just sat there. When he came home, his mother asked him what he had said to the man.
"Nothing," he said. "I just helped him cry."

Comment by Prophet on December 3, 2010 at 6:36am: A mother was walking with her four year old daughter one day when the daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it into her mouth. The mother stopped her and said she shouldn't do that.

"Why," asked the little girl.

"Because it’s dirty. It's been on the ground. You don't know where it's been. It probably has germs."

The little girl looked up at her mom with admiration and asked, "How do you know so much?"

Thinking quickly, the mother said, "All moms know so much. We have to. It's on the Mommy Test. If you don't know it, you don't get to be a mommy."

The little girl pondered this for a few minutes, then her face brightened. "I get it!" she said. "If you don't pass the test, you get to be a daddy!"

"Yup," said the mom.

Comment by Prophet on December 3, 2010 at 5:49am: Awesome!!! what a message to all those foodies

Comment by RoyW on December 3, 2010 at 5:02am: You gotta see this:

Comment by Prophet on December 3, 2010 at 2:48am: Ha ha Ha so cute but true, when I want a man to do something I sit him down and say Honey... look at me, Look in my eyes and Listen......... when I have their full attention then I ask what for ever I need doing, but eventually they start asking.......... do I need to look at you...... do I need to look in your eyes... ha ha ha :-) because they know once they look in your eyes they cannot deny being asked to do something.......