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The Joy of the Lord is our strengh.
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Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN
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How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.
2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
3. Baptists? CHANGE???????
4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.
6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.
8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ
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Discussion Forum
Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies 1 Like
Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue
Cartoon fun and more!
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies 0 Likes
Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue
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Comment by Prophet on March 7, 2011 at 12:24am
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INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. Please Help
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Comment by Philip Almy on March 4, 2011 at 8:49am
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I loved the Lord and all of his creations. I am having a little trouble enjoying him in peaceful time and enjoying all of the excitement that he has created at the same time. Going a little bonkers with life itself too much time on my hands and disabled but with so many blessings praise God!
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Haa Haa thats really good thank you Sandra.
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Yup, never pray Lord give me patience..... because then He brings people into your life to try your patience and they never leave until you learn the lesson LOL :-)
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Comment by David Velasquez on February 18, 2011 at 2:04pm
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You are so very welcome beloved. God knows what we need and provides.
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Comment by Star Pratt on February 16, 2011 at 10:01am
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Hi ya David,
Thank you soooooooo much for the laughter.
I neeeeeed loads of laughter everyday. How
did you know??? I'm glad I joined this Group,
Chonda is really great. More * More * More
Please ........... ROFl I Love It!!!!!!!
Thanks Brother. God Bless Ya!
ps: Please put up some clips
for really funny movies.
Star
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Comment by angels and demons on February 8, 2011 at 3:13pm
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thats great ill remember them and put them with my councelling work lollllll
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hahaha
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Ha HA HA take your glasses off and drive home , thats a bit like saying OH go play in the Traffic.......:-) sorry sometimes I just can't resist......
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