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The Joy of the Lord is our strengh.

Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN

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Latest Activity: Mar 5, 2018

Denominational Humor
How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.

2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.

3. Baptists? CHANGE???????

4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.

6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.

7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.

8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ

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Discussion Forum

Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE

Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies

Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue

Cartoon fun and more!

Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies

Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue

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Comment by Prophet on March 10, 2011 at 11:36pm
Oh! No!......Run Adam Run LOL  ;-()
Comment by Carla on March 10, 2011 at 6:58am
hahaha...
Comment by Prophet on March 10, 2011 at 6:13am
chuckling.. you guys are sooo funny....... ;-)
Comment by RoyW on March 10, 2011 at 6:08am
See?
Comment by Prophet on March 10, 2011 at 6:03am
Yeh! but you guys got to LUV us........it is written....we just got give you a bit of respect....ha ha ha sorry could not resist that
Comment by RoyW on March 10, 2011 at 5:40am
To this day, we still can't win or get in the last word. ROTFLOL - I think that is the term.
Comment by Prophet on March 10, 2011 at 5:23am
Well the reall problem with all this is that Adam never stepped up to the plate and took his place a the spiritual head of his household!!.....LOL
Comment by RoyW on March 10, 2011 at 5:14am
Very true, the woman led the way and the man just followed. He should have just walked away. What would God have done if that had happened?
Comment by Prophet on March 7, 2011 at 11:50pm
Ha Ha Ha No not again..always has been...... :-0 LOL
Comment by Prophet on March 7, 2011 at 5:56am
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!" "GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"
 

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