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Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN
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How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.
2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
3. Baptists? CHANGE???????
4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.
6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.
8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ
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Discussion Forum
Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies 1 Like
Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue
Cartoon fun and more!
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies 0 Likes
Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue
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Comment by Prophet on March 14, 2011 at 6:29am
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not men vs women more like passing the buck
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Ok, jury is out at the moment.........
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Comment by RoyW on March 14, 2011 at 4:51am
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Never.
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Someone seems to be looking for trouble LOL ;-)
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Could this have been a woman pastor? The credentials seem to fit.
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Ha Ha Ha so funny, been through a few of those
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Comment by SHYLEEJAN on March 13, 2011 at 8:07pm
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Mark 17
Aminister told his congregation, ''Next week i plan to preach about the sin of lying.
To help you understand my sermon,i want you all to read mark 17.''
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister ask for a show of hands.
He wanted to know how many had read mark 17.
Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, ''Mark has only sixteen chapers..
NOT MY OWN. LUV U ALL
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What did you say!
A painter was hired to paint the exterior of a church.
His practice was to thin the paint so that he could make a larger profit.
As he was painting the church a torrential rain began to fall and it washed all of the paint off.
Them, as quickly as the rain began, it ended, and the sun came out.
As the painter gazed skyward, he heard a voice from above saying;
''Repaint ! Go, and thin no more.''
NOT MY JOKE I BORRIED IT .LUV U ALL
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WHAT WOULD U SAY?
Three friends from the local congregation were ask,''When you are in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you,what would you like them to say?
Artie said,''Iwould like them to say I was a wonderful husband,a fine spiritual leader,and a great family man.''
Merle said;, ''Iwould like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in peoples lives.''
Don said,''I would like them to say ,'Look!He's moving!'''
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''MY DAD''
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.
The first boysays,''My Dadscribbles a few words on a piece of paper,he calls it a poem.they give him $50.''
The second boy says,''That's nothing,My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,he calls it a song.They give him $100.''
The third boy says,''I got you both beat.My Dad scribble a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sremon,and it takes eight people to collect all the money!''.
NOT MY JOKE I BORRIED IT.LUV U
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