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Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN
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How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.
2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
3. Baptists? CHANGE???????
4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.
6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.
8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ
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Discussion Forum
Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies 1 Like
Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue
Cartoon fun and more!
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies 0 Likes
Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue
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Comment by SHYLEEJAN on March 15, 2011 at 4:58am
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CHOCO THIS IS GOOD ,THE FIRST 20 WE REALY WASTE AND THEM WE TRY TO MAKEUP AT 40 THATS WHAT I AM DOING RIGHT NOW.LAUGH I LOVE IT
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Comment by RoyW on March 15, 2011 at 4:15am
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I knew there had to be purpose in it. Now I know.
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Certainly not the place for a discussion on theological issues as David might come after us for that but in light heartedness I will just mention that it makes sense to use the term since most of the ministries were conducted by men such as even the qualifications:
1 Tim 3:2
2 Now the overseer must be above reproach, the husband of but one wife,
NIV
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Comment by Prophet on March 15, 2011 at 3:01am
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LOL Love the manufacturing malfunctionl so funny but so true
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OR you would have Teacheress, Pastoress, Evangelistes, Apostless, there is no distinction wether they are male or female
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No we are not we are called Prophet as there is no gender, no male or female in the gifts or ministries
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The prophetesses in the Bible were known to be such. I don't think it was something they kept hidden. I'm not sure about the title question. In the Bible, these are ladies with a good reputation.
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They are called prophetesses.
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Pretty good one.
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luv you guys you are soooo funny
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