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Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN
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How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.
2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
3. Baptists? CHANGE???????
4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.
6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.
8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ
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Discussion Forum
Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies 1 Like
Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue
Cartoon fun and more!
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies 0 Likes
Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue
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Comment by RoyW on April 7, 2011 at 8:47am
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Marshall is hilarious but with a dynamic message. Foolishness rules the day. It is time to get back to the Bible.
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Comment by Prophet on April 7, 2011 at 3:44am
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I know what you mean, so many people were clucking their tongues at me, and I just told them well if you can do better you take them off my hands....needless to say I had no takers.....LOL
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Love that.....so true too, we did live in a diferent age then, I remember my twins throwing a tantrum in the Grocers and lying on the floor, so I left them right there and walked off, ignoring them.......about 2 minutes later I heard these little voices calling MOM where are you....why did you just leave us....so I said that i did not know who these strange naughty kids kids were so I just walked away.......because my kids were lovely and well behaved and would never behave that badly....well we never had a tantrum again.......LOL Kids......the most amazing things created to teach us so much
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Comment by David Velasquez on April 7, 2011 at 1:02am
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Comment by SHYLEEJAN on April 6, 2011 at 8:41am
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Is there anyone who really irritates you at the office, GET EVEN
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Great laughs all of you, thanks for sharing
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Actually, the first 20 of the 40 is spent making all kinds of mistakes that we have to make up for in the second 20 of the 40.
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