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Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN
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Latest Activity: Mar 5, 2018
How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.
2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
3. Baptists? CHANGE???????
4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.
6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.
8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ
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Discussion Forum
Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies 1 Like
Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue
Cartoon fun and more!
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies 0 Likes
Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue
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Comment by RoyW on April 14, 2011 at 3:41am
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Amen. I've never been there but we are certainly catching up with you here in America.
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Choco,
You can be glad you are living in the 21st century rather than walking through the wilderness with the Israelites when these laws were put into effect. It was pretty tough back then and the ideas of the Israelites would have been pretty messed up after living with the Egyptians for 400 years.
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Comment by Prophet on April 13, 2011 at 11:42pm
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WOW Choco, that took a lot of thought, LOL
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Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper.
"Gladly," responded the good man.
When the church magazine came out a few days later, the elder turned at once to the "appreciation" column. There he read: "The minister extends his thanks to Elder Brown for his gift of fruit and for the spirit in which it was given."
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A priest was vested in his surplice and cassock ready to proceed at the beginning of the service. His surplice was very ornate and he was swinging the incense pot which had smoke coming from it. A lady touched him on the shoulder and said, "Darling, I love your dress; but your purse is on fire!"
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Amen Choco, God has been sidelined from all our activities.......May He be reinstated in our sbhools and homes and Governments
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Comment by Ruth McD on April 10, 2011 at 8:46am
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Thanks for the denomination humor. Going to share it with my husband. Glad to be a member of your group. I have a group God's Word. Welcome you anytime.
http://www.allaboutgod.net/group/godsword
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Especially in this country........where chillldren can decide what is good for them and even take their parents to court........disaster looking for a place to happen..... and these are the future rulers and managers.........scarey thought..........COME LORD JESUS, come soon for this world is so lost without You AMEN
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The tried and proven methods worked for thousands of years. Just look around you, this new way is not working. Foolishness!
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the Word says bend the rod whilst it is still green, or train up your children in the way they should go and you will never have reason to be ashamed of their behavoiur.
back to basics the reid and true methods are always the best
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