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Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN
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How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.
2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
3. Baptists? CHANGE???????
4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.
6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.
8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ
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Discussion Forum
Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies 1 Like
Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue
Cartoon fun and more!
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies 0 Likes
Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue
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Comment by SHYLEEJAN on May 3, 2011 at 5:19am
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Good Morning DAVID,
You realy know how to give a good laugh.
Thank u
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Comment by Prophet on May 3, 2011 at 3:04am
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Ha Ha Ha Love the bush one, you are en form again Bro thanks
Heere a corny one
Paddy and his friend discussing which dogs make good pets and Reilly says I want a labrador, i really think they are the best pets and Paddy sya och nae Borther you don't want one of those. Why Not asks Reilly. Weeel says Paddy haven't you noticed that everyone who ownes a labrador is blind
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Comment by David Velasquez on May 3, 2011 at 2:33am
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
Minister's prayer "May the members of my congregation be as free with their money as they are with their advice, and may their minds be open as their mouths".A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with the latest and best equipment, stages, great actors, etc. Director thinks its great and asks Satan what heaven is like if hell is this good. Satan says heaven is exactly like this, a movie studio. The Director
is confused. "Then what's the difference," he asks.
Satan smiles. "Well, in heaven they actually *make*
movies."
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A blonde was filling out a form for college. One question asked her to state her church preference. Her response: "red brick" ahahaha
One day, two planes land at an airport. President George W. Bush gets out of one. A man wearing a white robe gets out of the other and starts walking away. The President catches up to him, and says, "Excuse me sir. Are you Moses?" the man keeps walking. The president follows him. "Excuse me sir. Are you Moses. The man keeps on walking. The president runs ahead of the man and stops him, repeating himself once more. "Excuse me sir. Are you Moses? finally, the man stopped and replied, "Yes, but the last time i talked to a bush i ended up wandering the desert for 40 years."
Yep I know they are corny but
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A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates.
St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in."
"Okay" the man says, "I attended church every Sunday"
"That's good, says St. Peter, " that's worth two points"
"Two points?" he says. "Well, I gave 10% of all my earnings to the church"
"Well, let's see," answers Peter, "that's worth another 2 points. Did you do anything else?"
"Two points? Golly. How about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans."
"Fantastic, that's certainly worth a point, " he says.
"hmmm...," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart."
"That's wonderful," says St. Peter, "that's worth three points!"
"THREE POINTS!!" the man cries, "At this rate the only way I get into heaven is by the grace of God!"
"Come on in!"
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Comment by rosary flasius on April 21, 2011 at 1:58am
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"You are already clean because of the word(BIBLE) which i have spoken to you. john 15:3
my brothers and sisters you are already clean when you hear bible, what a simple way to cleane, this only need for us to take paradise by Him, so if any one of you did't get salvation, READ BIBLE EVERY DAY AND GO SPRITUAL CHURCH TO HEAR LORD'S WORDS and get clean, we will be in paradise one day and will meet each other VERY sure., because that is the promise for Us from lord. we praise our loving lord for precious sanctification without money or something. golry to our loving lord, amen
your younger brother
rosary plasius
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Hey that is very kool Shy...
Gracias sista.
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WITHOUT GOD OUR DAYS WOULD BE CALLED.
SIN-DAY
MOURN-DAY
TEARS-DAY
WASTE-DAY
THIRST-DAY
FIGHT-DAY
SAD-DAY
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LOL Got to love those kids, there used to be a program on the radio by Art Linkletter, man that was funny and it was live so one could hear how fast they were with their answers.
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