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The Joy of the Lord is our strengh.
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Let's have a laugh. We are criticized by outsiders because of the many divisions among our Christian family, but for now let’s put all that aside in this group and have a laugh about it. THIS GROUP IS OPEN TO ALL WHO WANT TO JOIN
Members: 255
Latest Activity: Mar 5, 2018
How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Charismatics? Only one since his/her hands are always in the air anyway.
2. Presbyterians? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
3. Baptists? CHANGE???????
4. Pentecostals? Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
5. Catholics? None. They always use candles.
6. Episcopalians? Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.
7. Church of Christ? None. There's no evidence that light bulbs were ever changed in New Testament times.
8. United Methodists? We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ
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Discussion Forum
Rejoice I tell you, REJOICE
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Jessi Perez Oct 9, 2012. 31 Replies 1 Like
Please bless us with clean Christian jokes so we can exercise the tummy. :)Continue
Cartoon fun and more!
Started by David Velasquez. Last reply by Prophet Mar 7, 2011. 15 Replies 0 Likes
Come on family share with us some funny cartoons andvideos.Continue
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Comment by Tammy on August 31, 2015 at 4:31pm
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The group is still active Chain but the activity has pretty much slowed to a dead stop it appears.
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Comment by Paul on August 29, 2014 at 5:49pm
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Good advice. Need it today. The helmet will save him, he needs to try again.
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Comment by Jones on August 29, 2014 at 5:03pm
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please do make sure you never give up no matter how difficult things may seem
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Comment by feet breath on September 16, 2013 at 9:37pm
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Welcome back :)
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Comment by Traceman on September 6, 2013 at 8:04am
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I'm back in the loop. Life had pulled me away. I see the difference.. I need all of you. I want to help everyone I can with GOD's help. In Christ I pray we are all okay and doing well.
Traceman
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Comment by Vincent Kithome on May 2, 2013 at 1:17am
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Amen, I will rejoice always for that is what the Lord wants me to do...
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Comment by David Velasquez on April 25, 2013 at 1:28pm
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Comment by Prophet on April 11, 2013 at 7:51am
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hehehe yup i agree, thank heavens they did not appoint an african pope, cos there were sooo many people saying that if it is an african pope then the world is about to end hehehe not that i'm not looking forward to Jesus coming, but there is still soooo much to do before He does come and we all graduate, woohoo
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Comment by Deserey Velasquez on March 18, 2013 at 6:23pm
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Good ones Choco and David =o)
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Choco - hahaha hahaha They might as well... haha
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