OLD FOGIES AND WOMBLES FOR JESUS

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Comment by Evangeline on April 1, 2011 at 4:19pm

The death of the Pillsbury Doughboy saddens me.  Did Dosey Dough dance for the services, like the gravedigger's shuffle?

Comment by Prophet on March 28, 2011 at 3:57am

Hmmm not much that resists gravity LOL

Comment by Liz on March 28, 2011 at 3:37am

The 50-ish wife comes up to her husband and says, 'So, Harvey. What do you think of my new bra-less look? Does it make me look younger?'

'It does!' Harvey says. 'It pulls all the wrinkles out of your face!'

 

Comment by Prophet on March 28, 2011 at 1:40am

Ha Ha Ha , that could put the cat among the pidgeons.....pregnant men......ha ha.....well not so ha ha even elton john is now a dad.....strange things are happening in this day

Comment by Liz on March 24, 2011 at 1:24am

dont worry Prophet, when that happens, you're a normal fogie LOL

Comment by Prophet on March 23, 2011 at 12:56am

I ran out of fingers and toes for the bus riddle so I had to line up the grandchildren, but they are like a bunch of fleas and that just complicated the whole thing, so I gave up and took us all out for icecream.

Comment by Liz on March 22, 2011 at 2:42am

I can relate to that LOL.

Comment by Prophet on March 22, 2011 at 12:30am

Ha Ha Ha Liz, far too complicated for me this morning

Comment by Liz on March 21, 2011 at 8:23am

  Your Yearly Dementia Test 

It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. 
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! 
Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory  compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.  Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. 

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin...
 
1. What do you put in a toaster?   

Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something else.. 
Try not to hurt yourself! 
    
If you said, bread, go to Question 2.  

2.   Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?   
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. 
However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.   

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? 

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.  If you said 'green bricks,'why are you still reading these???

If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4. 

4.  Without using a  calculator - You are driving a bus from London to   
Milford-Haven in Wales .   

In London , 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In    Swindon , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.

You then finally arrive at Milford-Haven....   

Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver? 

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! 
Don't you remember your own age?   
   It was YOU driving the bus!!   

Comment by Prophet on March 10, 2011 at 6:36am

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965 .....

Symptoms:

1.. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. (Done that!)

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail ! (That too!)

3. Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person. (yep!)

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. (Ah-ha!)

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. (Done that!)

6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. (Oh , no not again!)

7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND". (Hate that!)

8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE." (Oh No!)

IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."

Hmmm.....have I sent this to you already, or did you just send it to me?

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