LET'S SEE IF YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT THE BIBLE THAN THE KIDS?

DO YOU KNOW MORE THAN CHILDREN ABOUT THE BIBLE?


For a GOOD CACKLE take time to read this it is hilarious!



LOT'S WIFE:

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back
and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted,

'My Mommy looked back once, while she was driving,' he announced

triumphantly, 'and she turned into a telephone pole!'



GOOD SAMARITAN:

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good

Samaritan. She asked the class, 'If you saw a person lying on the

roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?'

A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, 'I think I'd throw
up.'




DID NOAH FISH?

A Sunday school teacher asked, 'Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of
fishing when he was on the Ark?'

'No,' replied Johnny. 'How could he, with just two worms.'



HIGHER POWER:

A Sunday school teacher said to her children, 'We have been learning

how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a
higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?'

One child blurted out, 'Aces!'



MOSES AND THE RED SEA:

Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in

Sunday School.

'Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy

lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When

he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all
the People walked across safely. Then, he radioed headquarters for

reinforcements.

They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were

saved.'

'Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?' his mother

asked.

'Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never
believe it!'



THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD:

A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one

of the most quoted passages in the Bible; Psalm 23. She gave the

youngsters a month to learn the chapter. Little Rick was excited about
the task -- but, he just couldn't remember the Psalm. After much
practice, he could barely get past the first line. On the day that
the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation, Ricky was
so nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and
said proudly, 'The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all I need to know.'



UNANSWERED PRAYER?

The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always
paused and bowed his head, for a moment, before starting his sermon.

One day, she asked him why.

'Well, Honey,' he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of
his messages,

'I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon.'

'How come He doesn't do it?' she asked.



BEING THANKFUL

A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, 'So your mother says
your prayers for you each night? That's very commendable.

What does she say?'

The little boy replied, 'Thank God he's in bed!'



UNTIMELY ANSWERED PRAYER

During the minister's prayer, one Sunday, there was a loud whistle
from one of the back pews. Tommy's mother was horrified. She pinched him
into silence and, after church, asked, 'Tommy, whatever made you do such a
thing?'

Tommy answered, soberly, 'I asked God to teach me to whistle, and He
just then did!'



TIME TO PRAY

A pastor asked a little boy if he said his prayers every night.

'Yes, sir,' the boy replied.

'And, do you always say them in the morning, too?' the pastor asked.

'No sir,' the boy replied. 'I ain't scared in the daytime.'



ALL MEN / ALL GIRLS?

When my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers, she would bless
every family member, every friend, and every animal (current and
past).

For several weeks, after we had finished the nightly prayer, Kelli
would say,

'And all girls.' As this soon became part of her nightly routine, to

include this at the end, my curiosity got the best of me and I asked
her, 'Kelli, Why do you always add the part about all girls?'

Her response, 'Because we always finish our prayers by saying 'All
Men'!'


SAY A PRAYER

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his

Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food
was being served.

When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.

'Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer.' Said his mother

'I don't have to,' The boy replied.

'Of course, you do,' his mother insisted. 'We say a prayer before
eating, at our house.'

'That's our house,' Johnny explained. 'But this is Grandma's house and
she knows how to cook!


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